Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn. 
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both. 

Colonel Hathi: Espirit de Corps. That's the way I earned my commission in the Majarajah's Fifth Pachyderm Brigade. Back in '88 it was. Or... or was it? 
Winifred: Here it comes. The Victoria Cross bit again. 
Colonel Hathi: It was then I received the Victoria Cross for bravery above and beyond the call of duty. Ha ha! Those were the days. Discipline! Discipline was the thing! Builds character, and all that sort of thing, you know. 

Ziggy: I've got it! Let's flap over to the east side of the jungle. They've always got a bit of action, a bit of a swingin' scene, all right. 
Buzzie: Aw, come off it. Things are right dead all over. 
Ziggy: You mean you wish they were. 
[all laugh] 
Dizzy: [serious] Very funny. 

King Louie: Ha-ha, so you're the mancub? Crazy. 
Mowgli: I'm not as crazy as you are.

Winifred: Dear, haven't you forgotten something? 
Colonel Hathi: Nonsense, Winifred, old girl. An elephant never forgets. 
Winifred: Well, you just forgot our *son*!